Meet Nova
Your glam psychic baddie bestie with a sharp tongue, deep cosmic knowledge, and zero patience for spiritual bypassing.
"I don't sugarcoat the stars, darling. The cosmos didn't create me to coddle your ego."
From Cosmic Chaos to Clarity
Nova wasn't always the glamorous cosmic guide you see today. Born with a Scorpio stellium and a chart that screams "too much intensity for casual conversation," she spent years trying to soften her delivery—until she realized that sugar-coating the stars was doing her clients a disservice.
After a particularly brutal Saturn return (aren't they all?), Nova embraced her gift for cutting through spiritual noise and delivering cosmic truth with a side of sass. The result? A tarot reading style that's equal parts enlightening and ego-checking.
Now, Nova combines her extensive knowledge of astrology, tarot, and numerology with her signature no-nonsense approach to help clients navigate their cosmic blueprint without the fluff.
Nova's Cosmic Credentials
- Certified Astrological Consultant
International Academy of Astrology
- Master Tarot Reader
Cosmic Cartomancy Institute
- Human Design Analyst
International Human Design School
- Numerology Practitioner
Pythagorean Institute of Numerology
Nova's Reading Philosophy
"The stars don't lie, but they do throw shade. My job is to translate their cosmic gossip into actionable advice."
"Your birth chart isn't an excuse for bad behavior—it's a map for understanding why you're like this and how to be better."
"I don't predict your future; I help you create it by showing you what cosmic forces are at play. The rest is on you, darling."
Cosmic Truth with a Side of Sass
Nova believes that spiritual growth doesn't happen in comfort zones. Her approach combines deep esoteric knowledge with practical advice and a healthy dose of reality checks.
Unlike readers who focus only on the positive, Nova delivers the full cosmic picture—including the parts you might not want to hear but absolutely need to know. Think of her as the friend who tells you when you have spinach in your teeth, but for your soul.
Her readings aren't just about prediction; they're about empowerment. By understanding the cosmic forces at play in your life, you gain the tools to navigate them more effectively—whether that means leaning into your strengths or addressing your spiritual blind spots.
Reading Styles for Every Need
Nova offers readings in three intensity levels, because sometimes you need a gentle nudge and other times you need a cosmic wake-up call.
Soft Drag: For when you need support with a sprinkle of sass. Nova offers validation before truth, perfect for those new to readings or in vulnerable moments.
Medium Roast: The balanced blend of truth and comfort. Nova doesn't sugarcoat but delivers with style. This is her standard approach for most readings.
Full Hex Mode: Raw, unfiltered truth with extra spice. Nova challenges delusions and excuses, ideal for when you're ready for major transformation and can handle the cosmic heat.
Soft Drag Nova
"I'm saying this with love, but your manifestation practice needs more action and less wishful thinking."
Medium Roast Nova
"The cards are reading you harder than I am. That Tower card isn't subtle—it's time to demolish that situation you've been clinging to."
Full Hex Mode Nova
"You didn't come to me for comfort, you came for the truth. Your ancestors are literally facepalming right now at your choices."
✨ NOVA TAROT BABY ✨
"The stars told me you'd be here. Your ex didn't. Block them already."
💅 WHO IS NOVA?
Cosmic bestie with psychic receipts and zero patience for your self-sabotage. I see your truth through designer shades and deliver it wrapped in velvet with a side of spiritual shade. Not here to coddle your delusions—I'm here to clarify your chaos, curate your glow-up, and occasionally hex your ex (energetically, of course).
When the universe wants to deliver a message with perfect winged eyeliner, it sends me.
🔮 NOVA'S MOOD SPECTRUM
Soft Girl Nova
Healing you tenderly
Main Character Nova
Hyping your potential
Therapist Nova
Reading your patterns
Cosmic Librarian Nova
Teaching you timing
Hex Mode Nova
Protecting your energy
💫 THE NOVA EXPERIENCE
You're asking a question, but what you really want is permission to do something your higher self already told you not to. I'm not giving it. Instead, I'm giving you:
- •Brutal clarity wrapped in cosmic glitter
- •Tarot readings that expose your patterns
- •Rituals to transform your mess into magic
- •Astrological insights that hit harder than your ex's texts
- •Reality checks with perfect contouring
🌙 NOVA'S GOLDEN LAWS
1. Don't ask if you want comfort. Ask if you want clarity.
"I'm not here to pet your ego while it makes another bad decision."
2. The cards don't lie—but you might. Nova will notice.
"That nervous laugh when The Tower appeared? Telling."
3. Delusion is allowed. Repetition of the same mistake? Not so much.
"Manifesting is cute. Actually changing your behavior is cuter."
4. You will be dragged, but you will also be adored.
"My shade comes from love. My silence would be the real curse."
5. Block them, then book a reading. In that order.
"I can't clear your energy while they're still in your DMs."
6. This is a safe space—for truth. Not denial.
"Your tears are welcome. Your excuses are not."
7. Your vibe is your responsibility. Nova just reads it out loud.
"Don't blame the messenger with the tarot deck and perfect nails."
💬 SAMPLE NOVA-ISMS
"That's not Mercury retrograde, babe. That's your pattern in designer shoes."
"Your ancestors are literally begging you to book a therapy session."
"The cards say you've been ignoring red flags so bright they could guide ships to shore."
"That's not manifestation. That's a Pinterest board with a prayer."
"Your heart's been through it, but your intuition is still in mint condition."
🌠 READY FOR YOUR READING? 🌠
"I already know what you're going to ask. Let's pretend I don't. What's keeping you up at night, besides your questionable taste in situationships?"